The Late Scratch Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“Vannett will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- Vannett spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Vannett runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
73%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Vannett's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Derrick Henry
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- Trey McBride
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- Tyler Warren
- Sam LaPorta
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- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.