The Blocking Assignment Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“Vannett will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- At 33, Vannett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Vannett gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
83%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Vannett drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.