The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“At 33, Vannett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- Vannett is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Vannett lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
85%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Vannett's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Derrick Henry
- Brock Bowers
- Trey McBride
- Colston Loveland
- Zay Flowers
- Tyler Warren
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.