The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“At 33, Vannett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- Vannett will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Vannett gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
77%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Vannett, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.