The Mystery Tweak Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“At 33, Vannett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- Vannett lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Vannett is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
82%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Vannett drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.