The Hamstring Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“Vannett has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- Vannett finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Vannett is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
76%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Vannett, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.