The Blocking Assignment Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“Vannett sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- At 33, Vannett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Vannett scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
77%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Vannett scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.