The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“At 33, Vannett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- Vannett is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Vannett lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
90%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Vannett scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- George Kittle
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.