The Phantom Flag Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“Vannett scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- Vannett stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Vannett runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
80%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Vannett's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- George Kittle
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.