The Late Scratch Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“The broadcast shows Vannett on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- Vannett lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- At 33, Vannett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
73%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Vannett drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.