The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“Vannett is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- At 33, Vannett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Vannett stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
74%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Vannett scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.