The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“At 33, Vannett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Vannett's stadium. Only over Vannett.
- Vannett is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
84%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Vannett's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Derrick Henry
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- Trey McBride
- Colston Loveland
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- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.