The Mystery Tweak Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“At 33, Vannett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- Vannett gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Vannett gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
92%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Vannett drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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- George Kittle
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.