The Blocking Assignment Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Vannett's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- At 33, Vannett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Vannett will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
86%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Vannett, Vannett, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.