The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“Vannett's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- Vannett gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- At 33, Vannett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
91%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Vannett scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Derrick Henry
- Brock Bowers
- Trey McBride
- Colston Loveland
- Zay Flowers
- Tyler Warren
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.