The Phantom Flag Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“At 33, Vannett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Vannett's stadium. Only over Vannett.
- Vannett is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
90%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Vannett, Vannett, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Derrick Henry
- Brock Bowers
- Trey McBride
- Colston Loveland
- Zay Flowers
- Tyler Warren
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.