The Invisible Route Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“The broadcast shows Vannett on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- Vannett gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Vannett runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
72%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Vannett's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.