The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.
- Gadsden will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
79%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gadsden drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.