The Chip-and-Release Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Gadsden gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
83%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Gadsden, Gadsden, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.