The Snap Count Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Gadsden lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
82%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gadsden's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.