The Blocking Assignment Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Gadsden runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
91%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Gadsden, Gadsden, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.