The Invisible Route Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Gadsden gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
77%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gadsden drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.