The Blocking Assignment Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Gadsden's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Gadsden will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
88%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gadsden's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.