The Phantom Flag Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Gadsden is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
88%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gadsden's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.