The Mystery Tweak Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Gadsden's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Gadsden gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gadsden's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.