The Late Scratch Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Gadsden will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
91%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gadsden drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.