The Chip-and-Release Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Ref: "Number Gadsden, that's a flag." Gadsden: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Gadsden scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
91%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gadsden, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.