The Hamstring Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Gadsden has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
75%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Gadsden scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.