The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Gadsden gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
91%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gadsden's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.