The Late Scratch Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Gadsden runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
87%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gadsden's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.