The Hamstring Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Gadsden will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
83%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gadsden's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.