The Late Scratch Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Gadsden's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Gadsden stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
77%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gadsden's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.