The Phantom Flag Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- The broadcast shows Gadsden on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Gadsden scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
73%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gadsden, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.