The Late Scratch Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Gadsden will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
90%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gadsden drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.