The Snap Count Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Gadsden is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
91%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gadsden, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.