The Snap Count Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Gadsden tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
88%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gadsden drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.