The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Ref: "Number Gadsden, that's a flag." Gadsden: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
75%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Gadsden, Gadsden, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.