The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“The broadcast shows Gadsden on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Gadsden catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
87%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gadsden drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.