The Hamstring Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Gadsden will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
82%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Gadsden scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.