The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Gadsden is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
85%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Gadsden, Gadsden, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.