The Phantom Flag Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Gadsden catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
87%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Gadsden scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.