The Chip-and-Release Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Ref: "Number Gadsden, that's a flag." Gadsden: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Gadsden gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
76%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gadsden's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.