The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth is already "Questionable" with that illness. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Freiermuth lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
74%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Freiermuth's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.