The Phantom Flag Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Freiermuth's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Freiermuth is already "Questionable" with that illness. The witch only has to push gently.
88%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Freiermuth's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.