The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Ref: "Number Freiermuth, that's a flag." Freiermuth: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Freiermuth gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
78%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Freiermuth drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.