The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Freiermuth stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
92%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Freiermuth's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.