The Phantom Flag Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Freiermuth goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
78%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Freiermuth scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.