The Snap Count Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Ref: "Number Freiermuth, that's a flag." Freiermuth: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Freiermuth is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
78%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Freiermuth scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.