The Late Scratch Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- A mysterious flag erases Freiermuth's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Freiermuth gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
78%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Freiermuth's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.