The Chip-and-Release Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Freiermuth is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
92%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Freiermuth's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.